Communication Illusions

November 7th, 2011

“The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.” ~ Shaw

Actions speaks louder than words

November 7th, 2011

Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often. ~ Mark Twain

How to raise children

November 7th, 2011

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.

Organised Lightning

November 7th, 2011

“Electricity is really just organized lightning.”

My Fine Command of English

November 7th, 2011

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

Glamorous

November 7th, 2011

“Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.” ~ Hedy Lamarr

A Way to a Man’s Heart

November 7th, 2011

The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, as long as that’s just a stop on the way to his penis.

Prevent big things …

November 7th, 2011

People appreciate the little things that you do for them. And that is how you prevent them from asking you to do something big.

Penny for your thoughts?

November 7th, 2011

What’s on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?

Obvious Forecasts

November 7th, 2011

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.